![]() ![]() ![]() Of course, there are two offsides to every story, so let’s give the obviously cartoonishly evil soccer-deniers the benefit of the doubt and let the story unfold. Luckily, a magical football has descended from the heavens and has chosen you, The Savior of Soccer, and, –you’ll get a kick out of this – you’ve been tasked with saving the future of the sport and bringing harmony to the world once more. ![]() has taken full control of the sport and has BANNED anyone from even CONSIDERING kicking a ball around. A year after The Calamity tore apart the very foundations of soccer (it’s called football actually) as we know it. ![]()
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